I am a rage-filled jelly donut

That only Instagram coffee can cure

I am jet lagged and righteously wronged

and tender as a traumatized baby hedgehog

I am too many gelatinous Thai desserts barreled into one belly

and it’s so crabby in here

I am a no sleep sugar crash that not even sticky rice can save

Please, lord, grant me sleep

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