After 8 weeks with no kitchen a gentle despair sets in. You think it won’t happen to you—you’re steady, you meditate—but you’re wrong. The absence of function really starts to erode your ease. The kitchen remodel blues commence.
You thought, perhaps, ‘washing dishes in the bathtub will be an adventure.’ Like going camping or joining the circus. But instead, cleaning dishware in the same room that you pee sort of starts to bring you down.
Sadly, all those cliches you heard about kitchen remodels were true:
The freight company will hold your wife’s range hostage out of spite
Cabinets will arrive late and when they finally arrive, they are damaged. Cabinet ETA will remain unknown
The new washing machine will malfunction, flooding one side of the kitchen subfloor
An appliance delivery truck will destroy 10 feet of your new neighbor’s retaining wall
Sewage water will overflow through an uncapped plumbing line where the sink once was. The other side of the kitchen floor will flood
Skipping showers will become all too reasonable (because whoever showers has to wash the dishes at the same time)
Your meals will be mostly cereal (this is a secret perk, actually)
You begin to believe that the kitchen remodel will, in fact, never be complete and that the nice, but essentially unknown, men will be in your home forever. You may even start to think you never had a stove or cabinets—and that plastic sheeting has always been your home decor.
If this is you, dear friend of little faith, please stay strong. One day, maybe even one day this year, you’ll have a kitchen ceiling, floor and cabinets once more.
If you’ve always got the blues, you might have the wrong paint for your north-facing room. See, I learned all about paint while avoiding a kitchen remodel. It was the classic home renovation pick and roll; renovate the bedrooms instead of tackling the non-operational kitchen. I mean, why start on a truly urgent project when you can tailspin for months over paint colors for north-facing rooms?
I’ll show you pics of the fabulous coral and true teal we decided, on as well as giving specific color suggestions below, but if all you want are bullet points without the backstory, the key takeaways when painting a north-facing room include:
Stark white paint is no good in north-facing rooms. More on why below
Warm neutrals (and whites with warm undertones) are a solid substitute for bright/stark white
Dramatic dark colors give a north-facing room depth
Pastels with warm undertones work well
Pastels with cool undertones can look tragic
Room decor, flooring, and exterior foliage impact the undertones in your paint selection. I linked resources below for understanding undertones
A few years ago, our electric oven broke (bear with me, this does circle back to paint). The easy fix would be replacing the oven, but my wife really wanted a gas range—and that meant hiring a plumber. Besides that, our janky white shaker cabinet doors were constantly falling off and the footprint of the galley kitchen was tooooo small for two cooks; so if we were going to do one thing, we were going to do it all.
Renovating the bedrooms
As any novice home renovator soon finds out, just repainting the rooms does not suffice. The carpets were disgusting from years of doggies, the original 1950s baseboards were jank, and the original closet was a dysfunctional monster. So, instead of a quick paint touch-up, we embarked on a two-month bedroom overhaul. Classic avoidance technique (do you see how we artfully pushed aside the kitchen work?).
Choosing the paint
I thought the pale, icy blue of the guest and main bedrooms always felt cold and shadowy. Even when the sun was shining I’d wrap up in a depression sweater when I was back there.
We tend toward modern design and reasoned brighter and whiter might be a good choice. Boy was I wrong. After deep diving into blogs and paint sites, I learned that the type of sun exposure the rooms get impacts how the paint colors look on the walls. So instead of fabulously airy and light, true white looks grey and dingy in cool light, delivery dreary institutional vibes.
Counter to my ideas, light theory was teaching me that bold, rich colors bring warmth and life to dark rooms. In our shadowy room, deep colors could create a sense of coziness as opposed to the depression sweater vibe of our current pale blue.
A few years back when we painted the living room and dining room, we learned (the hard way) that paint color cards DO NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE what ends up on your wall. This is because the orientation of your room, your interior lighting, your decor, carpet color, and the amount of natural sunlight you receive all impact how the color looks.
Search Pinterest for paint inspo for North-facing rooms! Make a Pinterest board with colors you like
Consider your decor (bed frame, carpet/flooring, artwork and overheard lighting) and what colors would look good?
Bring your Pinterest boards to your paint shop and have them help you color match some of the paint cards to the pics
Buy no more than four paint samples to test on the walls
Paint large (at least 2 or three foot squares) swatches of each color on the main walls
I wish I had better photos of our teal paint samples, but thanks to the crap natural lighting in our main bedroom, photographing this room is like trying to bathe a cat. Never a good time with natural light and overhead light casts strange shadows. Here is my best attempt:
Curious how the rooms turned out? We chose Lei Flower for the guest room / office and Real Teal for our bedroom. I LOVE the coral paint and I adore the teal BUT I flubbed on the teal by choosing a semi-gloss sheen. In retrospect I would have done a satin sheen in the teal like I did with the coral. The semi-gloss is just too damn shiny. Here are the final pics:
Resources: Paint for north-facing rooms
Guide for finding the right paint color undertones for your decor, flooring and foliage from Diana Hathaway Timmons
Suggestions for whites with warm undertones and dramatic colors from Laurel Bern